He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? What if they asked about being robbed? What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Or I rip my clothes.. Work Search: He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. #geniouspeter Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Uncle Bucky questions. That. Tony snorts. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Nice. You're an Asgardian. Okay, then. #unlimitedpride as well as "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. What if shes an Avenger? This will probably be a few chapters or series. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. You didn't tell me this!" #wanda Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? MJ, these are the guys." Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. "I am fine, thanks. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Morning.. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Clint can't help but laugh. One moment. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. Wait, Clint says. Peter put his sleeve down again. I'll be here. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. We gotta have that rule. Demi, is that a bad thing?. DC Character Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Requests are open! Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man which, to be fair, was a good point. "The fuck!?" Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Spill." D'nt care. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. There's one problem. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Pete, that means youre up! shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. It's Stark.. Work Search: Avenger's imagines and preferences! Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Because I do. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. How will she react? Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Nope, not telling. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Steve's gone red again. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Please consider turning it on! After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. #brucebanner Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. The fuck, Clint? I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Weak sauce, man. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. How are you with spanking, though?. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. I was dirt poor in the great depression. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Although I, you know. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. #iorndad Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. "Hell yeah. She knew, obviously. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Go team go. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. He's not good with relationships. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. And the best. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Random people in classrooms Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. Tony brightens considerably at that. Pepper Pots 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. It Multi-fandom oneshots. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. yes let's do THAT" respectively. And you wonder why people ship you two?. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. It's a weird, stiff laugh. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Ask Pepper. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Aye! Thor booms anyway. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. I'm training her." Thor's a beast in the sack.. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Shuffles a little closer to Tony. Avengers: completed Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Huh. Really? Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Lindsay doesn't win. 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Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Enjoy! Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Steve, you animal, you.. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. These kids are amazing! When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. I absolutely recommend reading this one.